Just for laughs:-)

Some of my favorite Murphy's laws:

1. Wind velocity increases directly with the cost of the hairdo.
2. No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
3. You will always find something in the last place you look.
4. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
5. Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are, or are going to be.
6. It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again.
7. The person ahead of you in the queue, will have the most complex transaction possible.
8. An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
9. The first myth of management is that it exists.
10. The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.
11. If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious.
12. In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
13. When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
14. Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
15. Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
16. When all else fails, follow instructions.
17. When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain you're finished with, you will need it instantly.
18. If you think education is expensive -- try ignorance.
19. People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
20. Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being wise.


KEEP SMILING :-)